Monday
12Dec2005
Olivia Joules - The Spy With the Overactive Imagination
Monday, December 12, 2005 at 09:11PM
Helen Fielding’s follow-up to Bridget Jones. It’s one part fashion, one part failed intuition, one part adventure, and five parts humour. Then there are her rules …
1. Never panic. Stop, breathe, think.
2. No one is thinking about you. They’re thinking about themselves, just like you.
4. Nothing is ever as good or as bad as it seems.
10. Only buy clothes that make you feel like doing a small dance.
12. When overwhelmed by disaster, check if it’s really a disaster by doing the following:
(a) think, “Oh @#$ it,”
(b) look on the bright side and, if that doesn’t work, look on the funny side. If neither of the above works, then maybe it is a disaster so turn to items 1 and 4.
It’s a light fast read. Prepare to laugh!
1. Never panic. Stop, breathe, think.
2. No one is thinking about you. They’re thinking about themselves, just like you.
4. Nothing is ever as good or as bad as it seems.
10. Only buy clothes that make you feel like doing a small dance.
12. When overwhelmed by disaster, check if it’s really a disaster by doing the following:
(a) think, “Oh @#$ it,”
(b) look on the bright side and, if that doesn’t work, look on the funny side. If neither of the above works, then maybe it is a disaster so turn to items 1 and 4.
It’s a light fast read. Prepare to laugh!
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